Sunday, March 05, 2006

Adventures onboard a Cruiser

Well, where should I start? When I first got onboard the space cruiser called the "Empowerment", I was stunned by the immensity of the ship. When I got to my bunk, I was stunned by how tremendously small it was. Tau 274 brought an extention pad, but even that only made his bunk remotely tolerable. The only thing that made the bunks forgettable was the food. Dehydrated crud. The cooks forgot to hydrate my meal once, it was just a chunk of foam. I didn't eat that night. We were attacked once, a ship full of vulture droids rammed us, sending the ship out of orbit. Before I could get to my fighter, though, the other ship had gone into the atmosphere. There was also an incident involving some "batch three" clones. Let's just say that a Lt. Commander had me use knockout gas. After that, Beta 878 couln't stop playing pranks, and our commander, Gamma 667 had to slap him and lock him in the abandoned quarters of a Seargent. But now, after all of that fun, I'm back on the ground, here on Coruscant. Not the real Coruscant, the essence of the Republic, but the GAR base in "The Works" section of the planet. No contact with the outside world. Just the way we clones like it. Most of the time.
Epsilon

4 Comments:

Blogger Jardena said...

That's why I always bring food with me when on a ship, lots of snacks that last a while. But, on the plus side, should we ever crash on a dry desert planet, the food can be used to create a shelter.

And don't worry, I'm sure we'll get to have some top side assignments :)

10:48 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Dehydrated crud. mmmmm... I don't know why but I don't mind the DC food so bad. Sometiem I play "guess what this was" or "guess whats this is supposed to be" games. Make the meal more fun.

9:04 AM  
Blogger Jardena said...

Well, perhaps on our next planet mission we'll get a guide book of what's edible on that planet, and then go find something fresh to eat.

Though I do plan to take my unit out for lunch when I get out of the house. Kinda a 'sorry I left you with Cmdr. Ecsche in charge' lunch. And it won't be dehydrated lunch either

11:16 PM  
Blogger Jardena said...

E775, will you email me at the address on my profile, I have a quick question for you.

Thanks :)

9:25 AM  

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