Sunday, May 07, 2006

Coruscant

We've been in extensive "upgraded" combat training at the base here on Coruscant for a month now. Not only have we been in training, but the 305th was assigned to conduct some basic self - defense courses for civilians. You'd be suprised how many people show up for those kinds of programs, after all, sparring and vibroblades aren't going to do you much good against a blaster. But there are alternatives to shootouts. The best thing that's happened in the past month here actually, was comedy. Those stuck - up bureucrats had a little "problem" with the Senate complex. A certain Senator "accidentally" set a thermal detonator off in the complex. Of course, we had to assist the Coruscant Fire control in keeping people calm, but the funniest thing that I saw was a Senator, crying because he "wet" himself, and his expensive attire, of fright when he heard the blast. No one was injured, but that Senator's ego surely suffered. And, as we leave that subject behind, I would like to simply assure you that we had nothing to do with the Thermal blast. Honestly.
Epsilon

5 Comments:

Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

What!?!?! someone suggested loyal troopers of the Republic might have had a hand in that accident. If it was a stink bomb, then I would think that some of the batch 3 guys might have played a trick.

8:17 PM  
Blogger Jardena said...

I thought the rule was o kids playing with the dets, and that includes most Senators. Oh well, those people seem to think the rules are for everyone but them.

10:20 AM  
Blogger A Army Of (Cl)One said...

SPLOG!!!!

10:33 AM  
Blogger Epsilon 775 said...

Not anymore. Prepare to enter the trash compactor on the detention level, Mr. Huron.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

What are senators doing with thermal detonators? Crazy, man.

5:08 AM  

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